Frequently Asked Questions...

Question:: I really appreciate your 30-Day Money Back Guarantee, but unfortunately the product is just not what I need. How do I return it?

Answer: Simple, just give us a call at 1 (866) Apteka1, toll-free, and request an "RA" (Return Authorization) and our super-friendly staff will get you through this, pain-free!

Question: How come these FAQs are not full of product information?

Answer: We've done our very best to provide you with a wealth of information on our individual product pages. Even our staff uses these pages to answer your questions. If you want to know something more...something deeper...something more extra-terrestrial, we'll get you the answer! :-)

Question: I want to buy a bunch of stuff 'cause I really like your products (editor's note: we love you!), can I get a discount?

Answer: Let's talk...call us at 1 (866) APTEKA1 and we'll play "Let's Make A Deal."

Question: Do you guys really live in a cave?

Answer: Well, we don't live in a cave, but our products live in a cave...a really cool cave in St. Louis...and that's what we want, cool and central U.S. Check out our BLOG for pictures.

Question: What about shipping costs?

Answer: The shipping info is right here with links to it on most every page, but you'll see the actual calculated shipping cost of your order on the shopping cart and checkout page. Don't you just hate those guys that try to hide that stuff?

Please contact us if you have any questions. Maybe we'll post them here!

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