Shipping Information


• Orders under $49*:

0.01 lbs or more: $7.95
1.00 lbs or more: $8.95
2.00 lbs or more: $9.95
4.00 lbs or more: $10.99

• Orders of $49 or more: FREE!*

*Note: AK, HI, Guam and Puerto Rico orders, please add $9.95

We proudly ship to APO and FPO boxes! Support our troops! They need to be handsome/beautiful and healthy too, n'cest pa?

P.O. boxes? Hmmm...if you're really us, we'll talk.

Express shipping? Hey, we ship pretty darned fast...why pay all that extra $$$?


Sorry, we're not shipping internationally quite yet.The boss says; "Comrade, make that happen soon!""....uh, yes General..."

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